January 2002 Issue
On the Lighter Side
Why
must we learn this?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly
complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do
we have to learn this pointless information""To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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